Inching

I guess it does have to happen once a year.

Absence Explained

While I'm sure the squirrels have been indeed plotting my downfall, the reason I was away for a little over a month is because I was out hunting down the truth about this country. Have you ever read the truth?

Word

Cute....but evil!

I was going to comment on the adorable cuteness of this seal pup, but after spending a few moments carefully considering the picture, I have realized that its eyes are simply dark pits of evil. This seal pup wants nothing more than to consume your essence.

Peep

I believe the miasma of my soul has lifted preparing me to once again litter the world with my intermittent thoughts.