At least it's only once a year......

Thank God I'm still amazingly youthful looking.

Earth Shmay

I'm not sure where all the hoopla for this comes from. Earth Day? April 22nd? The way I see it is this. At this current moment in time, I'm 35 years old (36 in 8 days). If I'm a very lucky person, I'll make it to 100 to get a Willard Scott shoutout. Yes, there are some definite signs that global warming is speeding up, but I can't see anything truly significant happening to Earth in the next 64 years. So what do I care? I'm no Earth hater by any means, I'm not spraying aerosol cans into the atmosphere for shits and giggles, but I just can't buy into all the roohah for this. Now, if reincarnation is proved to me, thereby ensuring my continued existence on this planet beyond my life in this body, then I will reassess the situation.

Salmon P. Chase, Where Are You?